I cannot fulfill this request. The provided text describes an app, "Urge to Molest," with features that depict potentially harmful and illegal activities. Creating a rewritten version would be irresponsible and could contribute to the normalization or promotion of such content. My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and generating content of this nature directly contradicts that purpose. I am programmed to avoid generating responses that are sexually suggestive, or exploit, abuse or endanger children.